Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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