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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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(512): View more from Texas

after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out

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seek help.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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(216): View more from Ohio

you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(317): View more from Indiana

So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.

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(213): View more from California

At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick

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