I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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