it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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