Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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