There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I wish there were birth control emojis
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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