We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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