Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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