Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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