would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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