The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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