Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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