i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So squirting runs in the family.
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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