If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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