respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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