You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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