she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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