make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
