and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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