I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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