but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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