based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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