My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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