party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm both gender and math confused
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