I just pynch a tree in the face
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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