My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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