hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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