this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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