Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
