please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
