She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Randomize
