spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
