remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no you cant smoke seaweed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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