So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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