By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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