Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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