this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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