I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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