physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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