After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dick very happy bro
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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