He kissed a someone with a penis
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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