Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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