I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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