Where is the hickey?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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