just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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