I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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