So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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