More tranny stories later!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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