Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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