The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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