i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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