She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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