Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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