I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I would ride that face into the sunset
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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