Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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