It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
His hands were made for my vagina.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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