Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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